Her Ass Towards Me — This Office Worker Keeps Turning

But is this a nuisance? A distraction? Or—and hear me out—is it the most underrated form of lifestyle and entertainment content the modern workplace has to offer?

This isn’t a one-time stretch. It isn’t a fluke of ergonomics. According to your internal tally, she’s done this fourteen times in the last two hours. The keyword floating around the watercooler (and your increasingly frantic group chat) is clear: this office worker keeps turning her ass towards me

The next time she turns, stand up, walk past her desk, and say, "You know, you keep swinging that chair around. If you’re trying to face the sunlight, you might want to move two feet left." Make it a joke. If she laughs, you’ve got an office buddy. If she glares, you’ve got a nemesis. Win-win. But is this a nuisance