The Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human -1999... -

Why has it endured?

David Hyde Pierce’s voice never winks at the audience. He truly believes that a man manscaping his chest hair is a “plumage-reduction ritual” to signal lower aggression to a potential mate. He insists that a woman applying lipstick is “coating the mandible flaps with a chemical dye to mimic sexual arousal.” The Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human -1999...

And for that, 25 years later, we salute the alien. We salute the Earthbound Human. And we salute the 1999 film that saw us all coming—scented toxins and all. Have you seen The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human? Share your favorite “alien narrator” quote in the comments below. And remember: your “mandible flaps” look fine. Why has it endured