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If you have to ask what it means, you likely weren’t on the list. What made the 2023 event different from previous
The mandate was "High Feral." Think floor-length beaver coats over bare chests. Think beard oils from forgotten apothecaries. Think stylists who spent three hours making hair look perfectly wind-whipped. Women (and men) sported dramatic merkins over couture gowns. Mustaches were waxed into intricate spirals. Chest hair was dyed gold or silver. For the 100 who entered The Den, it