If the 7hitmovies Mom read this, she’d say: "That was a long read. You wrote a lot of words. I liked the part about the dog. 4/7." Follow the ongoing saga of the 7hitmovies Mom on r/7hitmoviesMom and her official X account @CinephileSon. Don't ask her to watch 'Saw' – she already said "No thank you, I have a weak stomach."
She doesn't care about the lighting, the subtext, or the pacing. She cares about one thing: whether the movie made her Tuesday night slightly better. 7hitmovies Mom
She would probably give it a 3. She was scrolling on her phone during the climax. And honestly? That is the most honest review you will ever get. If the 7hitmovies Mom read this, she’d say: